Birthday
Dec/082
I am throwing my own birthday party. Sad? Yes. Pathetic? You bet! Still awesome? No doubt about it!
What’s really bad is I was bored today and decided to create a facebook event for it. I spent like an hour on this. I have issues.
Do you like drinking? Do you like wings? Do you like partying til the AM? Do you occasionally enjoy the musical styling of Hootie & The Blowfish? Ever listened to Billy Joel for 5 hours straight? Does the thought of Oscar Serrano all dressed up entice you? Have you ever seen my aunt cry? Did you know I have Brewers season tickets? What are your thoughts on a devil’s three way (2 dudes)? Ever pulled off the naked man? I’m like the coolest guy you’ve ever met, I’m your best friend aren’t I?
If you answered yes to any or all of these questions you simply MUST attend V-town’s 24th birthday party. Should be starting around 7ish at the Pub and after that who knows. Feel free to get as drunk as possible, there are plenty of places to sleep.
I don’t actually turn 25 until Sunday, but Thursday is the new Sunday as far as I’m concerned. Last year we had a most excellent time (station) and I am pretty sure that this year is going to be LEGEN… wait for it..I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the last part of this word is- DARY.
(dramatic pause)
LEGENDARY.
It’s Thursday, it’s December, I’m your best friend and it’s my 26th birthday. Like you need any more excuses to drink, but here’s one more: The Office is a repeat. You want to go to there.
Lemon out.
Sigh.
7:54 pm on December 14th, 2008
You could’ve spent that hour in the Stud site, twat. Read my latest entry at PAB maybe that will motivate your candy ass
4:43 pm on January 24th, 2009
Several things to cover:
First of all, I created an account just so I could comment on this particular post. sad? yes. pathetic? you betcha!
Secondly, my favorite part about this brilliant post…and I mean truly brilliant (one hour very well spent, sir) is that your age mysteriously gains one year every time you mention it. I was dying.
I’ll have you know that The Office was in fact NOT a repeat that night. You failed me, sir. It was Moroccan Christmas, you should get your facts straight next time
and finally, you write a lot about sports in this site. ..and the post in which you posted the Garbage Pail Kids…nightmares. Or worse yet, daymares. You gave me daymares.
and yes, I am a creep.