Girlfriend
Feb/092
So, I’ve been thinking about getting a girlfriend lately. I don’t know why this has come up, maybe it’s because of the email I received today titled “Postpone your love bombs explosion”. Maybe it’s something else. Regardless, I’ve been thinking about it. I doubt I’ll end up getting one, but that’s a whole other story.
Let’s for a second say that I was though. What do you look for? Looks? Personality? Ludacris lyrics? The more I think about it, the more I know that these are the five most important qualities in a girlfriend.
- Likes me
- Thinks Joey/Pacey > Joey/Dawson
- Not really annoying when drunk
- Thinks I am the funniest person they know
- Must enjoy serialized television (love of Veronica Mars is a plus)
As you can see I’ve grown up a lot. A few quick answers to your questions:
No mention of liking Nolan, why? Because it’s unnecessary. Everybody loves Nolan.
What if she’s a Yankees fan? Then she has no soul and I won’t date someone with no soul. Sports teams only matter if they are the soul-less ones (Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers, Duke).
What about your friends? I have the coolest friends in the world. Why would someone not get along with them?
Veronica Mars is a plus? Shouldn’t that be a must? Probably, but here’s the thing as long as you like serialized television we’re okay. It doesn’t have to be Veronica Mars or Friday Night Lights or LOST or Buffy or Wonderfalls, as long as you like that style of storytelling. If you like serialized television, you will love Veronica Mars. If you don’t, you can go watch NCIS with somebody else. See what I did there?
I see no mention of age. Very funny.
Are you really this bored? Maybe you do need a girlfriend. Shut up, me.
8:14 pm on February 27th, 2009
Joey/Pacey is 10 times greater than Joey/Dawson