Mono. I am fairly certain that I have mono. Checking a friend’s facebook profile the other day and she changed her status to “is sooooo gonna get mono 
“. Thinking nothing of this I asked her about it and she said “Oh yeah I meant to tell you about that, you might too.” Nice.
Feeling sick all day with a sore throat, dry cough and light headed. I started to get paranoid in my usual way. Then I went home and read the aforementioned wiki page and got a little bit more paranoid. After all I have only ate about three ounces of food in the past 24 hours and I just slept eleven hours and am still tired. Great, mono it is.
Unfortunately, I am going to have to rely on my self-diagnosis as there is simply no point in paying to go to the doctor for them to tell you have something that there is no cure for.
Update: Maybe I’m an idiot, or maybe I really have it. I didn’t notice the part where it says “Symptoms don’t develop for 4-6 weeks.” So I probably don’t have it, I’m probably just an idiot.
