Girlfriend update
Mar/091
I failed to mention this in my previous girlfriend post, but it has come to my attention that proper typing is a huge factor in my dating life. I never thought this was a big deal. One time I was dating a girl and she told me that part of the reason she liked me was because whenever I wrote her on myspace I always used proper spelling and capitalization. At the time, I thought this was weird. Then you get a text like “i like u neways” and you start to rethink things. I mean this is someone I could potentially be receiving texts from for the rest of my life. She might be texting my son some day. I don’t think I could handle it.
So for the record, in order of importance:
- Likes me
- Knows how to type properly, even on a cellphone
- Pacey/Joey > Dawson/Joey
- Not really annoying when drunk
- Finds me hilarious
- Will watch whatever serialized television show I am into with me
- Must love tailgating
Could imagine if she didn’t like tailgating? You know who else doesn’t like tailgating? The fucking devil, that’s who.
