I’ve heard this like 10 times this offseason. Randy Johnson, Derek Lowe and Brian Fuentes were all players said to be uninterested in playing in Milwaukee. I just don’t get it, Wisconsin fucking rocks.
Here’s five reasons free agents should sign with Milwaukee:
- Your money spends just as good here. You are getting ridiculous amounts of money to throw a baseball. Who cares where you throw it?
- CC Sabathia loved it here. Do you think you’re better than him?
- JJ Hardy does pretty good for himself.
- When people are doing this before the game:
They probably don’t care if you won or lost.
- Seriously, look at this.
