Man, I hate A-Rod and this story makes me (and Deadspin) absolutely sick.
“If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not, then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl.”
It’s one thing for A-Rod to have slept with one of my favorite artists of all time. Someone who once lifted me on stage at a concert and carried me during one of her songs. It’s an entire other thing if he was actually good at it. Kind of destroys my universe, you know?
