Remember when you were going to do Wrestlemania? And then you said “No, I don’t want to. It might cost me the Oscar!” Well, you didn’t win the fucking Oscar. I really thought that you were going to. I really wanted you to and if dropping out of Wrestlemania would have been the difference between you winning and losing, it would have been a good move. Here’s the thing though: you were never going to win. Not when there is a gay mafia in Hollywood. Not when you starred in a movie portraying a character in a sport that is typically right wing. So, you probably should have done Wrestlemania. Do you know how much Roy Jones got paid last year? $20MILLION DOLLARS. That’s a hell of a lot more than the $250k you got offered for Iron Man 2.
You blew it.
