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Aloha Mahalo Da Kine

hawaiivinI found this book that I haven’t read in a long time and I was leafing through the pages and I found the one way plane ticket to Hawaii that I bought way back when. Looking back it’s been three years since that flight and it’s crazy how much has changed. In some ways I don’t even feel like I’m the same person, in other ways I feel like I am finally doing what I was trying to do way back then.

When I moved back to Wisconsin in 2005, the plan was to stay at my dad’s for awhile and make some money. Once I saved up some money I was going to move to either Seattle or LA. The idea being that I was going to start my screenwriting career. I thought Wisconsin would be a great place to go because the winters fucking suck and I could just sit home in the cold all the time and just do some writing. This, of course, never happened. You start hanging out with some dudes and you just end up drinking way too much like always. I think that I’ve always had some really good ideas and if I ever sat down and wrote them that I could be a screenwriter, but I am a master procrastinator and if I get the chance to go and get drunk instead I usually take it. Anyways, time goes by and I don’t write a thing. I don’t save a thing and I really have no idea what I am doing.

Then I meet this girl. read more »

Twitter is weird

I’m not the biggest twitter-guy in the world. It seems like such a fad, but I use it because it’s popular to promote my websites MLBTips and Miller Park Drunk. From time to time I forget about them and then I log back in to find some messages. This is always weird to me. Some of them are just robots and marketers. The rest? Crazy people. I logged in today with my MLB Tips account and found this message.

LGBT_Activist @MLBTips – Please RT – SF Giants game opens tomorrow with Drag Queen singing the National Anthem – bit.ly/1scEND

Now, let’s just ignore the bad twitter etiquette of saying “Please retweet something”. Why would a user who specializes in MLB gambling tips give a crap about the LGBT movement? And if I did give a crap about said movement, why would I want to promote a drag queen singing the National Anthem? (In San Francsico, shocking.)

Look, I don’t have a big problem with gay people. If you want to bang eachother, go right ahead. Just don’t try to bang me. Drag queens on the other hand, you are making me uncomfortable with your deep voices and your low cut dresses. Straight dudes don’t find you hot, but again just don’t try to bang me. You want to be a chick? BE A CHICK. Save your money from your highly successful nails/hair business and get a fucking sex change. It’s not that hard. Then you can wear all the D&G dresses you want. Until then, wear some frickin’ khakis.

But yeah, a baseball gambling website doesn’t give a crap either way. It just wants you to gamble on baseball using our affiliate link.