You know what pisses me off more than anything (besides the other stuff that pisses me off more than anything)? Attractive girls working in a fast food restaurant. I went through the Burger King drive thru today and I thought the girl who handed me my food was pretty cute. This is really saying something considering A) fast food uniforms are designed specifically to hide any signs of sexuality and B) I am a really picky dude sober.
The first thing that comes to my mind with these girls is: what is wrong with you? Not like, what is your problem? Like, what is your major childhood trauma? There has to be a REASON that you are working here. If you’re under 18, I can MAYBE see it. Maybe. If you’re over 18? Absolutely un-understandable. The thing is there are these things called restaurants. They need hostesses and they need waitresses. Every restaurant in the history of mankind wants to hire young, attractive girls. If you hostess it’s the same money for less work. If you serve? It’s insanely more money for less work. What’s the downside? You don’t even have to actually work in a restaurant though. Every business in the world wants attractive girls. Every single one, but somehow you decide to choose the one job that somehow negates your looks and makes you unattractive by association. Hmm? This makes sense how?
This is why our world is screwed up by the way. Good looking girls mostly have “good genes” then they start working at Burger King and eating there every single day. Then they manage to convince themselves that their co-workers are not stupid losers (because they don’t make just anybody manager*) and start dating them. It’s not like working in a fast food restaurant does a ton for your self esteem. Then they have kids and the “good genes” disappear replaced by cheaper, stupider ones. Then the kids grow up and the world ends on my birthday in three years.
Seriously, if there are any hot girls reading this (stop laughing) do not work at a fast food restaurant. It’s the worst thing you can do for yourself.
* Actually, they do.
