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OLD NOTEBOOK: Kung Fu movie

I was going through my closet and came across an old notebook. On one of the pages it says “go beyond the obvious” and that’s it. Why? I couldn’t tell you. On another page is this opening scene from a kung fu movie I was thinking about writing. The easiest premise I can break it down to is Jet Li vs the Wu Tang Clan. Creative, I am.

METHOD
Alright y’all listen up. I don’t care why the fuck you came here. Don’t matter if you played too much Mortal Kombat, saw The Matrix too many damn times. Ain’t none of that matter now. You’re in our world now. And you will learn or get the hell out. Kung Fu ain’t about movies and videogames. Kung Fu aint even bout figtin. Kung Fu is about one thing. Yourself. It’s a motherfuckin’ art form. If any of you motherfuckers doesn’t get this, believe me you will. We ain’t gonna teach you to kill motherfuckers. You wanna kill motherfuckers get a gun. Because believe me, this ain’t a fucking game.