Pretty much since I can remember wanting to do something I wanted to be a writer. Movies, books, magazines, in flight catalogs, anything. It didn’t matter. I just knew that it was something that I could do and something that I thought I would enjoy doing. Well, after years of NOT doing anything to make that a reality I have finally made my first step.
In February of this year I started Miller Park Drunk. It was meant to just be a distraction, something to get me through the days while filling the void in my life to talk/write about baseball. Well, as it got going I started to realize more and more that it was better off as a comedy blog about baseball than any sort of serious baseball blog that featured comedy. As soon as I realized that the blog really took off. Currently, it’s averaging over 300 a day and has had almost 20,000 visitors since it’s debut. Of course, there is no money involved. I do it for the adulation. People don’t make money off the internet. Unless they get an email like this:
I’m the Milwaukee city editor for Decider.com, the local version of The Onion A.V. Club. I’m writing because I’m a fan of your blog and I was wondering if you’d like to write a guest column for our weekly “Talkin’ Baseball” feature devoted to the Brewers.
I’m basically looking for you to bring some of that Miller Park Drunk magic to Decider. I envision the column being a lot like a Miller Park Drunk post, except a little longer and maybe with a few more swear words.
If you’re interested, we can start talking about ideas and deadlines. And, yes, we will pay you for this.
Of course I said yes and today that article is running. I did as I was asked and made it longer with more swear words, then turned it into an editor who didn’t make too many changes. They titled it Miller Park Drunk’s Guide To How Not Be a Brewers Fan (which I’m not sure makes complete sense when read aloud) and I can now call myself a professional writer. Why? Because professional’s get paid. No matter how immature they are. 
I decided to give the show Weeds a try and thanks to the magic of Netflix online and the internet, I have watched the first three seasons and part of the fourth in the past week. (Yes, I am aware that I have watched over 24 hours of this show alone in under 7 days. I know I have a problem.) Overall, I have to say that I really, really like the show. Despite being a drug dealer Mary Louise Parker’s character comes off as one of the most realistic moms on television. She really does an amazing job with her character and it’s obvious that she deserves any awards that she has won for this show. Surprisingly she is outshined in the acting department by Elizabeth Perkins’ Celia Hodes character who may be one of the biggest bitches in the history of television. She does the most unbelievable bitchy, selfish things (starting with shipping her daughter off to boarding school in Mexico) that make you want to kill her, but you somehow never end up hating her and kind of miss her when she’s not around. Really a great job by the girlfriend from Big. Who thought you would have ever seen her again? There are some really well drawn characters on this show and some good acting performances. The writing is sharp, witty and more often than not laugh out loud funny.