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SonicsGate and the NBA

DNA035775054.jpgWhen the Sonics left Seattle to move to Oklahoma City I decided that I was done with the NBA. I didn’t watch any games except for the few that were on TV when I was at a bar. The only game I went to was one that was free from work because I won’t spend my money on the NBA. I don’t want them to profit from me because in my opinion David Stern screwed me. He has all of the owners in his back pocket and when it was time to vote on “Is it a good idea to move the Sonics to Oklahoma City?” Only two voted no. When in reality nobody would ever vote to move anything from Seatte to Oklahoma City. Why would you want to go from the 13th largest market in the country to a place where tumbleweeds are a common occurence during rush hour? It’s stupid. Which is to say, it’s all about money. (By the way, the only two owners to vote against this were Mark Cuban and Paul Allen. Which should be all you need  to know. The only smart one and the only one who loses a rival (that was probably his favorite team before he bought the Blazers.))

I’ve kind of let this drift and last season I watched a few more games, mostly to see Lebron James. The thing about basketball is that the people playing it are the greatest athletes in the world. I firmly believe that Lebron James could play ANY sport. That commercial where he joins the Browns? That could really happen and I wouldn’t blink an eye. An NBA player, a great one, is the height of athleticism. They can do things that other humans can’t, simple as that. After baseball it’s probably my favorite sport to watch just for this reason. I’ve started to realize that and despite the Sonics thing which kills me to this day, I should watch some NBA. This led me so far as to even look at ticket prices for the Cavs in Milwaukee this season (unbelievably overpriced), but then something happened that changed my mind. I watched SonicsGate.

SonicsGate is an EXCELLENT documentary on what happened to the Sonics. It doesn’t miss a beat and actually covers a few things I forgot about. It made me remember how much I hate Clay Bennett, Mayor Nickels, David Stern, Wally Walker and Howard Schultz. It made me remember how completely fucked out this entire thing was. It showed me, once again, how little the NBA actually cares about the cities they have teams in. Say what you want about baseball, but no league is as ruthless and money grubbing as the NBA. It’s sickening and I can’t wait til the NBA goes on strike in two years. This movie hits the nail right on the head and they have re-affirmed my belief that the NBA doesn’t deserve my money. I might watch a game on TV, but I won’t be buying any tickets. Screw them. Which is ultimately the highest praise I can give this movie, “I was ready to forgive the NBA for the Sonics thing, but now I say screw them again.”

You can watch the whole movie on their website or check out the trailer right here.

Sonicsgate Trailer from sonicsgate on Vimeo.

Twitter is weird

I’m not the biggest twitter-guy in the world. It seems like such a fad, but I use it because it’s popular to promote my websites MLBTips and Miller Park Drunk. From time to time I forget about them and then I log back in to find some messages. This is always weird to me. Some of them are just robots and marketers. The rest? Crazy people. I logged in today with my MLB Tips account and found this message.

LGBT_Activist @MLBTips – Please RT – SF Giants game opens tomorrow with Drag Queen singing the National Anthem – bit.ly/1scEND

Now, let’s just ignore the bad twitter etiquette of saying “Please retweet something”. Why would a user who specializes in MLB gambling tips give a crap about the LGBT movement? And if I did give a crap about said movement, why would I want to promote a drag queen singing the National Anthem? (In San Francsico, shocking.)

Look, I don’t have a big problem with gay people. If you want to bang eachother, go right ahead. Just don’t try to bang me. Drag queens on the other hand, you are making me uncomfortable with your deep voices and your low cut dresses. Straight dudes don’t find you hot, but again just don’t try to bang me. You want to be a chick? BE A CHICK. Save your money from your highly successful nails/hair business and get a fucking sex change. It’s not that hard. Then you can wear all the D&G dresses you want. Until then, wear some frickin’ khakis.

But yeah, a baseball gambling website doesn’t give a crap either way. It just wants you to gamble on baseball using our affiliate link.