SonicsGate and the NBA

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Oct/09
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DNA035775054.jpgWhen the Sonics left Seattle to move to Oklahoma City I decided that I was done with the NBA. I didn’t watch any games except for the few that were on TV when I was at a bar. The only game I went to was one that was free from work because I won’t spend my money on the NBA. I don’t want them to profit from me because in my opinion David Stern screwed me. He has all of the owners in his back pocket and when it was time to vote on “Is it a good idea to move the Sonics to Oklahoma City?” Only two voted no. When in reality nobody would ever vote to move anything from Seatte to Oklahoma City. Why would you want to go from the 13th largest market in the country to a place where tumbleweeds are a common occurence during rush hour? It’s stupid. Which is to say, it’s all about money. (By the way, the only two owners to vote against this were Mark Cuban and Paul Allen. Which should be all you need  to know. The only smart one and the only one who loses a rival (that was probably his favorite team before he bought the Blazers.))

I’ve kind of let this drift and last season I watched a few more games, mostly to see Lebron James. The thing about basketball is that the people playing it are the greatest athletes in the world. I firmly believe that Lebron James could play ANY sport. That commercial where he joins the Browns? That could really happen and I wouldn’t blink an eye. An NBA player, a great one, is the height of athleticism. They can do things that other humans can’t, simple as that. After baseball it’s probably my favorite sport to watch just for this reason. I’ve started to realize that and despite the Sonics thing which kills me to this day, I should watch some NBA. This led me so far as to even look at ticket prices for the Cavs in Milwaukee this season (unbelievably overpriced), but then something happened that changed my mind. I watched SonicsGate.

SonicsGate is an EXCELLENT documentary on what happened to the Sonics. It doesn’t miss a beat and actually covers a few things I forgot about. It made me remember how much I hate Clay Bennett, Mayor Nickels, David Stern, Wally Walker and Howard Schultz. It made me remember how completely fucked out this entire thing was. It showed me, once again, how little the NBA actually cares about the cities they have teams in. Say what you want about baseball, but no league is as ruthless and money grubbing as the NBA. It’s sickening and I can’t wait til the NBA goes on strike in two years. This movie hits the nail right on the head and they have re-affirmed my belief that the NBA doesn’t deserve my money. I might watch a game on TV, but I won’t be buying any tickets. Screw them. Which is ultimately the highest praise I can give this movie, “I was ready to forgive the NBA for the Sonics thing, but now I say screw them again.”

You can watch the whole movie on their website or check out the trailer right here.

Sonicsgate Trailer from sonicsgate on Vimeo.

I always miss the Sonics around Christmastime

18
Dec/08
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Sure, this is my first Christmas without the Sonics but I imagine I will continue to miss them at Christmas time every year. I used to love getting Sonics crap.

Hat tip to NESW and Deadspin

Sonics idea

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Oct/08
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Would it be a bad idea to start a massive rumor that you are 75% more likely to contract herpes at an Oklahoma Thunder home game than you would at any other NBA game? Or something more tame like “more fans are mugged outside of an Oklahoma City Thunder game than a New York Knicks game by a 75 to 1 margin”?

I mean, the players contracts are guaranteed. I have nothing against Kevin Durant, I love Kevin Durant. He gets paid either way. I just don’t want his team to make any money. Is that so bad?

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Haha jerk

14
Oct/08
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Sometimes it’s the little things in life that make you happy. Like one of the OKC Thunder’s owners losing a bunch of money.

One of the men behind the “transfer of wealth” that turned the Seattle Supersonics into the Oklahoma City Thunder was Aubrey McClendon, a big time Oklahoma oil man. Drunk on the potential power of NBA franchise ownership and $100-a-barrel crude, McClendon took out massive loans and used them to buy up huge chunks of the company he runs, Chesapeake Oil, which reached all-time high stock price of $69.40 on July 2—the exact day that the Sonics were officially ripped from the City of Seattle like a still beating heart.

Today, that stock is worth slightly less … about 75% less. Oil prices dropped, the loans came due, and McClendon lost about $1.8 billion.

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Thank you Big Daddy Drew

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Oct/08
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Just wanted to thank Big Daddy Drew for saying what all of us think.

I only wish the market had crashed before Clay Bennett had acquired the Sonics.

Buttfucker.