I am a career Yankee hater. I hate them more than any other franchise and this current offseason has only gone on to solidify it. It’s one thing for them to outspend everyone, but a whole other matter to get completely one sided trades to go in your favor while your owner is watching The Ghost Whisperer. When my son’s mother was pregnant one of her friends who was living in New York sent him a baby Yankees jersey and this led to a HUGE fight because I would never, ever allow him to wear it in his entire life. She didn’t understand, I know I was right. This is why I pay child support and see my son every other weekend.

ANYWAYS, I feel this Orioles fan’s pain and this might be one of my favorite Dugouts of all time. Right up there with the time Farnsworth played GTA IV.

Robototep: IT IS MY 100-YEAR MISSION TO ASSIMILATE AND DESTROY USING MY STRATEGIC LOCATION IN THE UNIVERSE AND MY ARMY OF SENSELESS DRONES