Would it be a bad idea to start a massive rumor that you are 75% more likely to contract herpes at an Oklahoma Thunder home game than you would at any other NBA game? Or something more tame like “more fans are mugged outside of an Oklahoma City Thunder game than a New York Knicks game by a 75 to 1 margin”?

I mean, the players contracts are guaranteed. I have nothing against Kevin Durant, I love Kevin Durant. He gets paid either way. I just don’t want his team to make any money. Is that so bad?