March 30, 2011 – 10:58 am
Wow, it’s been awhile. Sorry faithful fans.
Well, it’s Wrestlemania season and I have been in full on professional wrestling mode for the past few weeks. It’s been great as the WWE’s writing has been a lot better than the past couple of year’s Wrestlemanias (check out this awesome burn I did on Bret Hart on twitter) and I just seem to like the matches they’ve set up better than last years. Of course, just watching the shows on TV isn’t enough for me when I get into full on wrestling mode. Sometimes I tweet during Raw. I’ve also been listening to a few podcasts. Former WWE Writer Dave Lagana’s I Want Wrestling, which either convinces me to apply or completely discourages me from ever wanting to be a WWE writer on a weekly basis, and Colt Cabana’s Art of Wrestling which is the best. It reminds me of early Adam Carolla when he would just talk to a person for an hour and hear their story of how they got there. Some of the crazy stories you hear plus Colt’s sense of humor plus the way the conversations are always open and honest make for an amazing podcast that I will continue to listen to even after Wrestlemania season is over.
And of course, I’ve caught up on the good wrestling books from the past year. Chris Jericho’s Undisputed and Mick Foley’s Countdown to Lockdown to be specific. read more »
Someone linked me to this site called “I Write Like” which analyzes your writing and tells you who you write like. I took a couple of posts from Miller Park Drunk and plugged them in there and it said that I wrote like J.D. Salinger. That’s acceptable. He only writes about adolescents, I write like a 13 year old on that site. Makes sense. I think he’s pretty good, I’ll take it.
Then I took a post from here and it said that I wrote like… I don’t even want to admit this really. It was the last post I did on here, the one about being friends and moving and all of that. I put that post in there and it said that I wrote like Stephenie Meyer. The same Stephenie Meyer who wrote the Twilight series. Seriously.
This couldn’t be right, I thought. Something is clearly wrong here. So I took the next oldest post that I wrote and it said that I wrote like… Dan Brown of The Da Vinci Code.
Maybe it’s time that I step it up a notch with these blog posts.
(Or that site is complete garbage.)
I cleaned my room today. I don’t really like cleaning my room. Now don’t get me wrong I love having a clean room. Having a clean room is something that is important to me. It’s just that whenever I clean my room I inevitably find something that reminds me of someone, some place, some thing that I didn’t really want to think about. Today is no exception. Today, I found this picture:

This photo reminds me of a lot of things. It reminds me of the time I thought it was a good idea to shave a line in my left eyebrow because I thought it looked cool (like Spike). It reminds me of Muska, my crazy ass dog with a mole on his nose that we named after skater Chad Muska during my brief “I think I want to start skateboarding” phase. Was he tied up in the backyard here? Was he in the house getting into something, chewing up something? Was he doing that crazy howl he used to do that drove the old neighbors crazy? Maybe he was playing in the yard with Shannon, my big (like 250 pounds) black friend from Philadelphia who defied stereotypes by spending way too much time playing video games. Was he at the house? Was he on his way over? It was probably a Saturday. We’re probably grilling out. Our neighbors seemed cool. It reminds me of Tacoma and this house we lived in. There was so much fun we had there, but when I look at this picture mostly it just reminds me of the photographer and the guy cutting my hair.
Katy, my girlfriend from high school, the first person I ever loved who quit school because she didn’t want to lose me and came to live in Alabama and then went back to school because I came with her. I liked her a lot. She was the perfect person for me at that point in my life. I really screwed up that relationship.
Then there’s John, her best friend from college who became my best friend when I moved there. He was probably one of the nicest guys I’ve ever known in my life. He was so easy going and always willing to help a friend. We had a lot of fun and we were friends from the first day I arrived. He was a really great guy. It’s really no wonder she started dating him after me. I would have done the same thing. read more »